/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18675214
There's not racism if DE turns everyone white or eastern asian.

>>15687643
Cait sith
Cu Sith
Alp
Charybdis
Dwarf
Bicorn
Parasite Slime
Roper
Matango
Witch

>tfw your Cheshire classmate from the theater club loves to bug you by reciting her entire monologue in front of you
>hoping you'll either laugh or get angry at her before she stops
https://youtu.be/M4LDwfKxr-M?t=2m51s

>>15129023
>Within these pouches lie 50 metric kilograms of fine aphrodisiac powder.
>Make any sudden movements, and I will set off the explosion, and turn this entire mall into a fuckhouse.
>Just do what I say and we'll all be just fine.
This fucking woman.

>>15054670
>This stream
>A Scylla trying o seduce a fisherman who's having none of her shit
Just perfect.

>>14923215
The thing is, you can't trust him because this happens all the time with him, in one moment you want to praise him and the next one you want to hang him.

>>14923222
> one or two

>>14599141
>Just invited this ＸＸ-year old boy to my place for the night and fucked his brains out
>Looks like mama's still in the game
>#GetRept

>>14449424
>Because I'm an amazing fucking person
>"You should find me attractive because I'm a nice girl! Fuck you!"
All the cheshire pics in the world, and not one of them is accurate enough.

>>14434964

>>14315310
>Read and understood as written Cheshire story, text only
>"Meh, sweet, a Cheshire pic might be included there."
>Come back an hour later, read it again
>He's writing a full on goddamn H-Doujin

AW YISS!

>>14271095
Cait and Cu Sith

>>14120739
>Elfen Lied
Whaddaya doin', man?

>>14103885
There he goes, ladies and gentlemen.

>>14099694
>Alaskan King Salmon
>Alaskan Sockeye Salmon
Ohh, BABY!

>>14006530
>engage salt
That's the idea.
>"Expand your horizons beyond MGE"
>Proceed to do something with, I dunno, Melusines
>"I-I mean, beyond EMG, too."
>Next story is about Alice form MGQ

>>13879938
But they are men

>>13866386
>"Alright, so now, I'm going to stick my hand in your pants."
>"Just turn your head and cough for me."
>"Relaaaaax~. I'm a doctor."

>>13858206
What about it?

>>13849385
>If I can't have fun
Who said you can't have fun, dude?
Did he touch you the wrong way?

>>13836695
>that frown
She looks like she's got a bad case of Mad Cow.

>>13828777
So um...
Can we take a moment to appreciate that the dude who said he liked NTR got pruned?

>>13638364
Just a regular Cheshire will do.

>"And 1! And 2!"
>"Go faster~."
>"Make sure you sweat~. That's how you know you're improving."
>"Come on~. You can do it, big boy~."

>>13310902
By terrible, I mean holy shit, she pulled a bait and switch prank!

She put a thumb tack on an unsturdy, easily collapsible chair, that faggot cat!

>>13134512
I'm all in on District 5.
>mfw you fucking idiots don't remember Darling can't die.