/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26491225
I am the person who does that ritualpost, and I make sure to only post it at 11PM every night in my timezone.
But I will make an exception for you, and for this occasion.

I've been watching vtubers since day one. I saw Sora's first stream before vtubers got popular here. I watched every generation debut and blossom into powerhouses. I have engaged in many battles with antis and doxxers. I lived in Japan for many years, and I have done my reps an infinite amount of times. I've had lunch with vtubers' mamas and papas, smoked a cigarette with Yagoo after every successful 3D live. I've even been doing my drawing reps so I can be a qualified papa some day, and I like to think I can do Live2D rigging on a professional level. Soon, I'll get into voice training, so that I can convincingly sound like an anime girl and become a chuuba myself. Recently I have started undergoing surgeries in order to grow my own breasts which will give me just a bit more insight into how a woman's body operates, legitimizing my experiences even more. I am, in fact, taking lessons from professional streamers in how to entertain an audience and put on your best moe voice. I've done it all, I've seen it all. I am a qualified expert.

And Mori Calliope is THE greatest vtuber I have ever seen. Bar none. This is where the medium has been going since day one. From the very first video, it was all leading to Mori. Mark my words, this girl will go down in history. She will change vtubers in a way not seen since Kizuna Ai took her first steps in the industry. No, no, I retract my statement, she will change the entire entertainment industry as we know it. Just listen to those raps. The flow is incredible, Eminem can never hope to compete with fire this hot. Mori will revolutionize the world - she will usher in an era of genres, lyrics and beats hitherto unheard of, I guarantee you this. And if it doesn't happen? I'll eat ten hats.