/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36595942
I hope the head comes off

プログラミングを勉強することができた。しかし、代わりに日本語を学んだ...

>>16652812
>We're her bitch
I'm fine with this

>>16650386
>Also I have to wonder how many of those anti-loli fags are the normalfags from /d/ or other shitters with shit fetishes, with how often some people being told to fuck off during arguments say they don't understand why loli is fine but futa/yuri/furry isn't.
Liliraune is selfcest/yuri based on a fucking pun. Yuri is also how human women are corrupted into monsters if done by physical contact. KC doesn't like futa, so that's a no-go zone. The Sith exist, regardless if you want them to or not. It'd be entirely up to you if you want to headcanon KC's versions away because honestly Cait Sith has potential outside of being dangerously cheesy. Cu Sith not so much.

Keep in mind I mostly agree with you, but let's not pretend that yuri/futa/furries are the worst thing to exist since fucking Humpty Egg exists.

>>16098214
>Finish
>Elona

>>15869794
>Give a Dragon a Pharaoh's milk
>She turns into Tiamat
>MFW

>Have dream about a sculptor who literally sculpts a sort of Golem/Gnome sort of MG based on visions he has of a woman clad in the sun surrounded by rings with eyes
>Lovingly crafting her organs, body, and even muscles like the latissimus dorsi, trapezium, pectorals and somesuch
>Only to have others calling him insane for following the words of a delusion, until the day of reckoning comes
>Where she inhabits her body and tenderly loves him with mind-breaking angelic sex of the Nth dimension
>MFW will never write this in full

Sorry for the blog post and will delete image as soon as it's available.

>TFW I've become a sucker for stories where a waifu goes EVEN FURTHER BEYOND to exact her vengeance on those who'd harm her husbando

>>15022424
>You will never have a Succubus blow her sulfuric perfume in your face before straddling you
>You will never have that Succubus ride you to a quick orgasm
>You will never stay rock hard as she fucks you greater than any human woman ever could, your cock orgasming over and over again
>You will never feed her pussy your delicious seed until you feel like your balls are completely dry
>You will never panick as she increases the pace of her riding your pelvis, warm juices gushing out of her pussy to keep you erect
>She'll never tell you this is the final one before she takes your soul
>You'll never black out from a final, cataclysmic orgasm
>You'll never wake up the next morning, fine, if not a little sore in the pelvis
>Your cock is glistening as if it's been freshly used
>You will never wince when you find a ring of brimstone around your right ring finger, as if it's got you in a vise grip
>You will never walk into your kitchen to see the Succubus who acted like she was going to kill you cooking in a naked apron, the folds of her sex inviting and wet
>She'll never give you a knowing smile when you have all those questions flying through your head
'I could read your emotions. You're quite the kinky little pervert, aren't you? Wanting a girl to suck you dry like that. Honestly.'
>She's also sporting a ring around one of her fingers, smiling when she notices you looking at it
'Ah, forgive me. But since you were so... plentiful in your offerings, by the ancient demon laws we're now wed.'
>Start panicking, how the hell are you going to explain this to your folks?
'But don't worry, I won't kill you.'
>Pressing her full bosom into your back, she gives your ear a little nibble
'Instead, I'll offer my body to you to slake your thirst. I'll love you, pamper you, treat you like a king. If you're so inclined I'll even give you a family.'
>Her breath is hot on your neck
'All you need to do is love me back.'

>>14900059
Okay, I'll bite since I'm bored enough to indulge in your shitposting fantasies. Opinions ahead.

Best writefags; ELH, MachineAnon, RampantSerenity, LDR, YBA, Anonymoose [A little overrated but still], Loensis, Beardicus, Penywise, LanternAnon

Worst writefags; Fizz(shire), Aftyn, Bollocks, InariKitsune, BobAnon, Sukiru Ikeda, Literally any of the MGE Wiki writers, That guy down by the pub who told me for definite that Quicksilver was being hunted by the Paedofinder Jeneral

>>14567366
>werewolf with a bow
>werewolf with big meaty paws with a bow
>werewolf with big meaty paws with CLAWS on them with a bow
Yeahhhh... no. Even if she didn't break the bowstring by RIPPING IT IN TWAIN WITH HER CLAWS, she has no opposite thumbs to grab the goddamn arrow AND the string properly. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ARROW, IT WOULDN'T EVEN FLY FOR A SECOND, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO SHOOT A SHORT SPEAR OUT OF A BOW.

If someone says "mamono mana" one more time I'm gonna dehumanize myself and submit to bloodshed.

>>14453915
http://exhentai.org/g/800559/dda5084fcb/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU

I shouldn't have clicked on the male:monster tag

>>14294061
You could have prevented this

>>14291432
>Option 1
>Roll a Jinko
>Oppai Loli
>End up rolling Chimera
>Hit "Random mamano" for the second half
>Queen of Hearts
I'm not sure how to feel about this?

>>14220094
Ah FUCK.
SHIT.
FUCK!
HE'S HERE, ISN'T HE.

Looks like the threads gonna be like this for a while, I'm gonna go take a nap, hopefully this will be over later

>>14152831
Thanks for the serious answer anon. I understand now.

I don't understand the kneejerk reaction to monsterboys though, it's as if implying their mere existence in any context is asking to be crucified. Was there some shitposter who tried to force them or what?

>>14152824
>>14152811
>>14152787
>>14152785
>>14152779
topkek

>>14145819
It's Saturday.

Ellis lost her cleavage because of nuketaku

>>14115937
There is still time for things to go wrong

>>13972112
>>13972125
How do they even use the bathroom then?

>>13791543