/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Saw a thread posted with pic as OP image. I expected glowniggertry, but it was someone saying something like

"1 -insert description of my dumb archspergdreamer ass here"
vs
over 9000 glowniggers
You may not like it but he's our best bet."

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>>40925306
Don't forget Amaterasu burn the zombies

I had a couple of off-white grubs which repelled corruption, going over to a tribe and handing it to them, they complained about the amount and that they weren't very ripe. There was men in black stalking me, a girl spoke into the earphones calling them off, not because of my anti-corruption grubs, instead there was a boy nearby hiding behind a tree, with a bow and arrow loaded with a shining white grub. I heard Patchouli was an "anti-Hegelian witch."

I had a battle with Naster. Occaionally girls were summoned with him but they were just ammo refills to me. I lost. Afterwards he watches me fight someone, acting surprised when I win. I say "Hey, I never lose to that dog." I watch Altaar play a game, where I chose his stat upgrades for him, but in the end he lost.
In a backyard, I walked off towards a paddock thinking "In the end those games come down to attention span." Then, "Man I'm bored, I want to do dark magic with Hecatia. I should take DXM, just gotta chug that disgusting syrup." A guy appears calling me a "Child of the Commonwealth. "

In an audience next to a guy, he says Mitchell and Webb seem suspicious. I say "Yeah, they've got angel wings on their backs, and little devil horns on their heads", he rolls his eyes.

In a car with my mother, I accidently put on Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5cla0kbhyc)) but leave it on thinking it's appropriate for me and Yukari, hearing the line "The envy of everyone!" We drove to a stadium where the song was playing "Sweet Insanity - Serpents Edition" with the line in the chorus literally saying "There might just be a chance for me, my sweet insanity serpents edition" as we watched a gigantic green snake flying up and down in the air. I go over to a couple of schoolfriends, they gave me a box of chicken nuggets, served with a small bit of sauce on them, rather than a sachet, so I call the servers bastards.

Outside a house, my brothers were angry at me. One of them asked if I'll go back in time and turn him into my little sister. I say I already have a little sister, looking over at a poster of Izanami, but it was drooping over itself. He was extremely bitter with envy, so I kicked his balls and went inside. Went to the kitchen sink with arms covered in black grime. Washing it off, I had wristbands like Flan. Kept washing, saw they had foot-long white, slightly rainbow antlers coming off them, with many many tines, like 50 branches. Go into the lounge where my other brother came up to me, he put a gun to my head. I said "What is it? Fucking envy?" in response he puts another gun to his own head. I'm wondering what the fuck, and how to get out of it. I see someone suspicious at the front door, point them out, so he lets me off. In the kitchen, outside there was a lot of gunshots, my dad watched someone fall backwards powerfully, wondered aloud whether the gun was high-calibur or it was a painful paintball. Someone shoots in through the window, after a bit I see they have orange hair and highly decorative china dress. I say "You look like an anime character", she says "That's what you tell me!" referring to other mes in the Astral she's met. Then she's squatting under a car doing mechanic work, she looks up at me and says "You PERVERT!" as she stands up with a very sexy pump of her legs. I start walking away from the window acting dizzy, with a little unconscious hop into the air, my family laughs "Haha, he got excited."

At Pontiff, an invader came at me, I casted God's Wrath with Sunlight Talisman, instead of a white explosion it caused an orange glyph of the sun to appear on the ground, extra large AoE and damage. He tried to do his own God's Wrath that was Shinki's, but couldn't get close enough with me doing mine. Instead he went off into a temple and casted it, which had an insanely huge radius, corrupting me and my Yukari fumo.

At a dinner table, I mention to the girl next to me I have to burn effigies(beard hair shaped like a person) to Amaterasu to ward off demon corruption.

In a classroom drawing pictures. I had a picture of Binah I was drawing, Yukari with two spinal columns encircled around her. I mention "Yeah, I lost my footing around Binah, but as if that's going to stop me."

In a classroom, with a girl who represents Yukari in some dreams. She was talking like a smart ass, I said something and she said "What, you believe in God now?" I laugh "I am God." then "He's the Father, I'm the Son." then thought about bringing up a spell, like White Dragon Breath, but with colourful rare jewels, implying that God had greedily given me many gifts because I'm a part of him. She gave me a lunch box, inside was blue jellybeans, and bunches of kale at the sides.

Yeah yeah. Burn, you shitty zombies, along with your corruption.