/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39099980
all elves are hags

>>38497779
gimme dark elf mama

>>38065448
Anon I'm sure there's no need to fight. There are enough ladies for both.

>>37338522
No sorry I already promised a couple of elves I'd give them mine

The truth is you all would be working in mamono brothels pleasing hags

>>20570430
>you finally grow the balls to ask your Dark Elf co-worker out on a date
>that Friday, you show up at her place to take her out to dinner
>she walks out of her house, in what you could only describe as a lascivious and expensive outfit
>low cut, dark purple dress that shows off her large breasts and wide hips, and of course lots of dark skin
>golden earrings, golden bracelets, a gold and diamond necklace, and make-up done up to the nines
>her hair pulled back in a ponytail with an ornate and intricate golden clip
>all a far call from her usual office wear
>she climbs in your car, adjusting one of her pricey looking heels, before smirking at you and placing a hand on your inner thigh
>"So Anon, what restaurant did you have in mind for us~?"
Better not disappoint, anon.

>>12442518
I bet a monstergirl would find that lovely and cute. I imagine a group of monstergirls getting together at a bar after work and talking about their husbands.

>"A-And get this! Just as I left when I was putting my pants back on he grabbed my hand and told me not to rape any guys!"

>"Aww, that's so cute! Honestly I wish my husband felt a little jealous. He's so quiet that I can't help but feel he doesn't care."

>"My boyfriend got mopey the other day when I mentioned how my childhood friend. His face was too much and I ended up raping him the rest of the day. I can't wait for him to propose already."

In real life jealousy from a cute boy is a turn on for girls. Maybe the principle applies to the other side?