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this is my drinking buddy, say something nice about her

>>45748356
>go to a bar in LNtown
>drunken succs try to hit on you(and fail)
>you find it endearing so you pretend to be seduced
>they are so happy that they lose the seductive aura and start giggling like a dork
I want to live in LNtown

drink for a succ

Are you drinking at the MG Bar? It's the safest place for men(to get married)

You should just marry the nice common succubus
No need for this silly foxes or wights

>>43567133
>Doesn't hurt
>only helps
>keeps humanity
I don't see why they'd complain.

>>43567140
Being a slave to your vices isn't truly freedom. Now going to a nice bar with a cute Succubus? That's freedom right there.

>>43449028
>thinking I didn't see the death glare she shot everyone else that tried to take it
Guess first round is on me

>>40980550
Well bars are good hunting grounds for them, if they can hold their liquor

>>39437057
>A cupid will bartend while they consummate their marriage.
>she sees the drunken awkward flirting
she is gonna shoot up that bar anon, your better off getting the sabbath to bartend

>>38866093
>can't even drink your woes away without watching your back/crotch
time to wear a sign saying "do not disturb"

>>38724424
she better, you need three dates for a kiss afterall

>>38667916
drink and forget where you are

>>37445545
I only trust succ, she would never hurt me

Why hasn't the Demon Lord used her magic to enhance Succubi's wings to allow them to fly with Harpy-tier efficiency?

>>17422947
She's just playing hard to get lad!

Get in loser, we're conquering MGC Bar tonight!

>>16731913
Obviously they want to protect frail things.

Like shotas and men who look like shotas.

Unless she's some kind of Killdozer Automata who wants to serve someone who's in constant legitimate danger like a bodyguard.

>>16494293
>GILF
I wouldn't want to get /ss/'d by used goods if I were in that kids shoes.

>>16462980
>>16463169
How does Succubus milk taste anyways?

>>16416026
The latter. It'll be something to practice.