/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Adventuring elf maiden is thrilled to learn that there's a rugged yet sensitive human ranger in the group
>She's written essays on why The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen should never have been relegated to appendices
>Manages to crack his antisocial shell and gain his trust
>Just to learn that he's married to a troll herbalist and they're expecting their (lucky number) seventh child soon

For the small price of one elf impregnation a year you can have free room and board, three meals a day, complete and total security within elf fort walls, etc.