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I know mang

Kitsune (狐?, IPA: [kitsɯne])(Kitsune.ogg Pronunciation) (help·info) is the Japanese word for fox. Foxes are a common subject of Japanese curtain-shooters; kitsune usually refers to them in this context. Stories depict them as intelligent memes and as possessing reaction image abilities that increase with their age and wisdom. Foremost among these is the ***ability to smirk***. While some folktales speak of kitsune employing this ability to troll others—as foxes on image boards often do—other stories portray them as faithful guardians, skikigamis, lovers, and pedophiles attracted to loli catgirls.

So, back when I babysat my catgirl, sometimes the topic of silly hats would come up, and I'd tell her that her hat is not silly (her hat is green or something and she's 10), and she'd insist that her hat was silly because it had frills like mine and Yukari's, which are fluffier. So, I'd tell her that she wouldn't have a silly hat until she wore a hat that was enormous to cover her huge ears like mine (seriously my foxears are huge), and she'd try to tell me that my hat isn't silly.

So, I'd lift up her shirt, and rub her stomach, squeeze her armpits, tickle her ears, etc, and say that her hat is perfectly normal. It was awesome, because I could grope her lovely DFC as well, and it would come off as completely innocent and unintended, and she wouldn't even flick her tails. One time her skirt was loose enough that it fell a bit, and I started playing with the elastic band on her bloomers. That time she stopped me, though and just said "Oh Ran-sama!".

So, anyone else play with catgirls?

>Why don't I ever see any good touhous in yukkuri pics, like Cirno

pay the tattoo artist an extra hundred bucks and when he's not paying attention BAM RanSmirk tattoo covering his back

better than what he wants anyway

/jp/ - Japan/RanSmirk

forever and always

There will never be anyone else.

Yes

Pic related

I am the suppatenko.

I am the best character of this game.

I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

They used to laugh at me as a young fox. I would sit alone, naked, and eat tofu all day long. They spat on me for eating a poorer food than ramen, yakitori or sake. But oh I loved them so. I loved the tofus.

They used to mock me. "Tofus are only fit to be fed to kappas and tengus," they would say. It was true, tofus were used as kappa feed. But oh I loved the tofus. Soft or firm, or mashed into fine tofu paste. Tofu as porridge, but also baked such as tofucakes, tofu cookies, and tofu bread. I loved fried tofus in cold cereal, in Cheerios and Lucky Charms. I loved tofus consumed raw or boiled into a warm thick tofugruel.

My love for tofu was the foundation for my Yukumo Border and Fried Tofu Company. You may have heard of it, we introduced the tofu box, making it possible to buy tofu in quantities other than bulk. I purchased and merged 7 major tofu millers to form the nexus of the soy empire I sit upon today.

They mocked me they did, but I had the last CHEEEN.

Someone needs to make a RanSmirk stencil, then you can have the smirk with you wherever you go

smirkin' all over the world

What's really good witcha? you already know, it's ya tenko Ran

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the kitchen this morning. First of all, I just got out of the
steam bath wit my bitch Chen. 70 pounds, 4'1" and has the body of a housecat. She just hugged me, Shit was SO cash.

Know how I pulled her? Being a real tenko, something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is your

animes and shooting games, while I'm out in da borders poppin' fried tofu and cheating on my shikigami every night

with the lushest breezies in Gensokyo.

Did I fuck that blonde magician in the bath just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare

cheat on a Japanese god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me?

Ask your waifu. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to lolis, I roll out with my tails 5

nights a week, the fairies can't resist my bangin' foxears. When I walk up in da shrine, bitches can't wait for the

Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA tenko and you can BET on it] to wrap her pimp mitts around their armpits.

Why kill yourself when you can devote your life to serving Ran instead?

/Ran/ to /jp/:

Sup /jp/, This morning when I woke up, I ran 5 miles to the Human Village, cooked breakfast, played with Chen, fixed the borders, worked on the smirk-powered computer im building, fucked my girlfriend Yukari, paid Kourin for the tea she took from him, ate a few pieces of fried tofu, then brushed my tails.

What did you do /jp/? Fap to ideas of me and Chen playing innocently? Hah, I love /jp/; You fine young members of society make me spin.

-Love, /Ran/