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>>7325289

Hmm?

>>7183930
Its too late, once you see the copypasta shit-posting, the retard train has already gained too much momentum to be stopped, just wait for another YMK thread that doesnt get over-run by a bunch of children who probably only come to /jp/ because "lolseekritclubhouse" and do nothing but manifest textual feces all day/

>!!!ATTENTION PLEASE, THIS IS A SPRING 2011 URGENT UPDATE!!!

Ah, sigh. I, the beloved bipolar harbinger of spring am in a darkish mood. The past few and upcoming several days have been/will be wintery and glum despite the official start of spring. I suppose it always takes a while but I can't help but feel a little upset...

You see, a certain Yuki-onna has become so bloated and obese, she seems to be having a little difficulty getting south. Either that or she doesn't get that nobody is amused by her spot-on glacier impression. Kappa engineers are working around the clock to move her, but say that with our current level of technology it might not be possible to shift such an enormous amount of weight and are suggesting the possibility of baconing-up some high explosives and hoping for the best.

In related news a particular ice-fairy has gone missing. Probably consumed by the gluttonous maw of winter.

This has been your spring update. Please stand by for more as the season develops.

>>7123140
>>7123166

Or maybe you should stop being such a pussy? Were you one of those kids who was allergic to everything so all the other children were forbidden from having peanut butter on their sandwiches. Go see a doctor and take some Claritin.

>>7109171

Oh you are still here? You fat sow.

I vote we just flood this and the other thread, they're pretty damned pathetic and good for nothing else, want to pick an SFW theme?

I personally don't see the problem with her virginity, what does it matter to you people anyways, it doesn't to me, she's human, she can do what she wants.

>>7039911
The fact that he can predict your reactions is pretty hilarious in itself.

So might I ask where OP found this information?

or is this just another speculation thread

>>5967101
I like how Lily white doesn't show up on the frame Lily Black is holding when i view the thumbnail in my pictures.