/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42566694
Hard tie between Lilims and Malef Dragons (Adult) right now.
>Charm
Both are domineering in aura and personality, Lilims are more noble but Malef's are more selfish. I like their differing physical appearances too.
>Horny
Teasing and/or immediate action of sex of course. I think them trying to play it cool or be playfully aloof about it would be excellent too.
>Super horny
Just about anything that gets the intention across, not hard at all with me.

>>39795043
>I've walked across the surface of the sun. I've witnessed events so tiny and so fast that they can hardly be said to have happened at all.
>But you, anon, are just a man.
>The world's most obnoxious man poses no more threat to me than its most obnoxious termite.

How do I, a simple town guard, deal with a lilim who broke the law and arrest her for moving an apple that didn't belong to her?

>Lilim prankster decides to pull the ol' "Honey I Shrunk Anon"
>Teleports Anon as he sleeps to her private mega flora garden and builds some giant bird feeders, plants some giant trees, adds his porch, a little pond and boom Anon's backyard
>Hires a bunch of spider gals, big buff ratas, honey bees/hornets, ant girls, vamp mosquitoes and other insect gals
>Takes bets to see how long Anon will stay a bachelor, and which girl will take him

>>22642311
She's already married.

>>21677949
Lilim or Ushi sex crazy.