/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46545206
>I rather stay away from Liches
This also works for ms wight's lawn and ms vampire's spooky mansion
Zombies just like to roam around in spooky places with set patterns

>>45373835
Not my problem
>opens gates again while you type

Gently training a zombie maid in fellatio in between her daily chores

>>45018539
I had my first dream in a while and it was a zombie dream. I tend to have one once a year or so. I think everyone has that one kind of nightmare they have so often that it almost becomes comforting instead of scary

They won't tell you this but the zombie maids in the haunted mansion are free, you can take them home with you at any time. I have eight pregnant zombies in my house.

>>43404984
Are free in graveyards and spooky mansions

>Impregnate zombie
>That must mean she’s extremely close to wighting
>The baby comes out as a wight
>Try again
>Another wight
>Have a half dozen wight daughters and no wight wife

>>41354997
careful anon, zombies wander in packs and will follow you home if you choose one of them

>Keep reading about zombie onaholes
>Rather that you can treat zombies like onaholes/body pillows
>Decide I want one for myself
>But I want a good one not some random street zombie
>Go to fancy party in the rich part of town
>Thinking I can pick up a cute zombie maid
>Sneak in by hiding behind a large arachne and her extremely intricate dress
>Spot well dressed and groomed zombie
>Bingo
>Lead her out the same front door while sphinx security is too busy with coming up with original riddles to avoid people googling the answer
>Princess carry her home and toss her into my bed
>Fuck her till next morning filling her up more than a jellied donut
>While cuddling my phone goes off
>Check it to see it’s an amber alert
>Someone kidnapped the mayor’s zombie daughter from some ball last night
>Thought those were only for kids
>Go back to cuddling my zombie

>>39481964
undead are the best

>>39246863
> undead girls will overcome the cycle of life and death to get at your dick.
Sounds nice, I would probably throw myself into the first zombie hoard I saw

Zombie permanently lowered my stats is there a way to remove the debuff

Ever since last thread I can’t get the idea of warming up a poor wet zombie on an undead submarine out of my head. The tiny bunk restricting our movements to desperate humping and grinding, her quick pleasurable gasps juxtaposed against the long lusty moans of our neighbors, it all sounds like heaven.