/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10149728

I also made this one. Sometimes my creativity and skill overflow, and I have to create these fine works of art. Normally, I would charge people thousands of dollars to produce something like this, but since you're my friend, /jp/, and I have a crush on you, I let you see them for free.

>>9970669

>babe

O-oh I like being called that...

I just shit on the floor and make my parents clean it up, like a truNEET should.

I pretend to have severe asphergers and a bit of autism, so they think that I don't understand why shitting on the floor is wrong.Hence, they have never punished me, and simply let me do it. I shit in the kitchen around the same spot, so they just try to orient the room the best they can so that the rest of the furniture and food and stuff is isolated from that spot. Sometimes I mix it up and shit on the carpet in the living room, though.

Lol, if only my parent's knew I do it just for kicks.

Which 2hu has the most delicious farts?

>>9456686

I know this is a troll, but, thanks-I feel better about myself. Especially my looks. I'm so sexy compared to you dorks.

Chen-we would do drugs together and steal things.

OP is growing up. No longer do the childish, one-dimensional characters of 2hu, the simple music, or the autistic, repetitive game-play interest you. This is because you're finally becoming a man instead of a silly manchild.

>>9347729

i hope I can be as cool as yukari-sama one day

Chens a fucking slut anyway

Hey faggotcunts, what do you LOSERS have planned for today? Gonna jerk off to your eroge and then make out with your dakimura pillow while your mom cooks you some macaroni and cheese for lunch?

LOL what a bunch of nerds.

>>9196439

I actually draw quite well but I make crap like this and put it on /jp/ sometimes.

chen is an adult

>>9148534
this picture i meant, sorry. Captcha fucked my shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBw8O4xFSj4&feature=related

You guys can't even approach this level of autism

chen is an adult now

Do you think you'll ever get bored with all of your hobbies, and be left with nothing to do all the time, NEETs?

What will you do, or what would you do? Would you kill yourself? Crawl out of NEEThole and go do something outside, what?

>>9022780

The FBI, once again keeping us safe from weeaboos in their underwear who have swords.

Thanks FBI, I just wouldn't feel safe without you busting people that look at pictures. Imagine if they looked at a picture of me, or a picture of my neighbor!

The horror!

>>9006326

You act like there's anything to talk about /jp/ on /jp/ that isn't about /jp/.

This is part of the autism paradox. /jp/ is forming an autism blackhole that will eventually swallow the other boards, and eventually the internet, into an autism singularity, and it will create a new universe of autism.

Chen is in heat! Look at this dirty picture she drew on our computer!