/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Ho ho!
>You don't run your own country?
>Well, at the very least you've some political clout, do you not? You don't? You're not even an adventurer or banker?
>What do you do then? A housewife? How is it that you manage to burn through so much time minding the confines of one tiny dwelling?
>To live with such profound limitations, surely even this conversation must be a great achievement for you.
>Oh ho ho!
>Bristle not! That wasn't a challenge, merely an observation. I'm quite certain you're working at the best of your ability.
>In fact, meeting you has been entirely refreshing.
>To endure a life of paying rent to your betters; consuming food that falsifies its flavor with drugs, to wear machined clothing of inferior chemical fibers and still be able to keep a facade of happiness through such poverty requires great fortitude!
>oooOH HO HO!
>Dear, if you think I'm insulting you, it's only a function of the difference in our statures. You have my admiration for holding your head high despite the paucity of your life.
>I would gladly hire you as a maid.
>OH HO HO HOOOO!

Why isn't your waifu a former superhero with space marines?