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>> No.39518164 [View]
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I saw a bookshelf, the "front" was white, I crept aroud the side and it was red and blue, then I saw the back and it was black, Cosmic. I went inside this Cosmic gateway and was floating in space, with a giant Yukari. I thought about sex, shifting my viewpoint downwards to see under her dress, but instead of panties she was wearing bloomers. Then I hear me begging in Homer Simpson's voice, "please have sex with me Yukari."

Family Guy, Peter Griffin came home with a guy incased in ice. Then I saw the family sitting on the couch, Peter was frozen with the guy in the middle while Meg and Chris next to him had blue skin. They got tired of it, grabbed him and tried to chuck him down the basement, though instead he was sort of wrapped up in the wallpaper. The frozen guy says, "what do you think about this, Peter Griffin?"

In my unit, I had a bong that I had loaded LSD into the conepiece of, getting ready to smoke it to help me out somehow but thinking that thinking about the Astral on that stuff in the middle of this devastation could be a bad idea, though I was distracted by water noises over at the tap, I went to check and saw that in the cupboard under the sink water was leaking, so I properly switched off the tap.

Playing Monster Hunter, I was fighting a Monoblos, I thought that its one horn was referring to the brony, though I remembered that the ponies aren't unicorns. I suppose it just means it's a very special brony. After attacking it for a while it used a move where, half-burrowed, it vomited sand all over the place. I was low on hp when I fell down a one-way exit into another area. Probably cause I got banned in the middle of my pathetic attempts to combat the troll.

I walk down the street I live and into a building near the 7-11. A boy in black, who makes me think of Anor Londo superhumans, comes in and I hand him a bunch of papers that represent my dreams. He's looking at a page while he comes and sits on me, then he's looking at more pages while sitting on top of the pile of pages I had, like he's showing he's above it all. I think he's going to help me as I think I can actually win after all, hearing the vanquished roar of a monster, but then he says "I'm not helping you." I say "I'll pay you" thinking of a thousand dollars, but he says "You want me to become a sinner like you?" pointing at my sheets as I think about some of the evil dreams I've got under my belt "Sinners aren't winners." I thought that is *so* not true, this troll usurping everything just by shitting up this board coming to mind, but don't say it aloud because being a sinner hasn't worked out in my case. He points at my dream sheets saying "you have no life" as I thought he's right all my dreams are made out of others' creations, and maybe he implied I'd see lawsuits for them, especially that one dream where Mickey Mouse crowned me, and I thought about one dream where I was saying to my mother and her partner that I've spent the last many years doing basically nothing but playing Dark Souls 3 and I'm not even that good at it.

I was told that God is against me for giving away too much information.

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I saw a bookshelf, the "front" was white, I crept aroud the side and it was red and blue, then I saw the back and it was black, Cosmic. I went inside this Cosmic gateway and was floating in space, with a giant Yukari. I thought about sex, shifting my viewpoint downwards to see under her dress, but instead of panties she was wearing bloomers. Then I hear me begging in Homer Simpson's voice, "please have sex with me Yukari."

Family Guy, Peter Griffin came home with a guy incased in ice. Then I saw the family sitting on the couch, Peter was frozen with the guy in the middle while Meg and Chris next to him had blue skin. They got tired of it, grabbed him and tried to chuck him down the basement, though instead he was sort of wrapped up in the wallpaper. The frozen guy says, "what do you think about this, Peter Griffin?"

In my unit, I had a bong that I had loaded LSD into the conepiece of, getting ready to smoke it to help me out somehow but thinking that thinking about the Astral on that stuff in the middle of this devastation could be a bad idea, though I was distracted by water noises over at the tap, I went to check and saw that in the cupboard under the sink water was leaking, so I properly switched off the tap.

Playing Monster Hunter, I was fighting a Monoblos, I thought that its one horn was referring to the brony, though I remembered that the ponies aren't unicorns. I suppose it just means it's a very special brony. After attacking it for a while it used a move where, half-burrowed, it vomited sand all over the place. I was low on hp when I fell down a one-way exit into another area. Probably cause I got banned in the middle of my pathetic attempts to combat the troll.

I walk down the street I live and into a building near the 7-11. A boy in black, who makes me think of Anor Londo superhumans, comes in and I hand him a bunch of papers that represent my dreams. He's looking at a page while he comes and sits on me, then he's looking at more pages while sitting on top of the pile of pages I had, like he's showing he's above it all. I think he's going to help me as I think I can actually win after all, hearing the vanquished roar of a monster, but then he says "I'm not helping you." I say "I'll pay you" thinking of a thousand dollars, but he says "You want me to become a sinner like you?" pointing at my sheets as I think about some of the evil dreams I've got under my belt "Sinners aren't winners." I thought that is *so* not true, this troll usurping everything just by shitting up this board coming to mind, but don't say it aloud because being a sinner hasn't worked out in my case. He points at my dream sheets saying "you have no life" as I thought he's right all my dreams are made out of others' creations, and maybe he implied I'd see lawsuits for them, especially that one dream where Mickey Mouse crowned me, and I thought about one dream where I was saying to my mother and her partner that I've spent the last many years doing basically nothing but playing Dark Souls 3 and I'm not even that good at it.

I was told that God is against me for giving away too much information.

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