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>> No.32950827 [View]
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>be out tomb-raiding as heroes are wont to do
>find a fancy coffin
>open it
>Vampire asks you if Half-Life 3 is out yet
>"uhh, no"
>"THEN FUCK OFF!"
>she slams shut the coffin
What do you do to such rude girls?

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>stumble upon a Vampire's coffin
>open the lid
>"Is Half-Life 2: Episode 3 out yet?"
>"N-no"
>"Then fuck off!"
>she closes the lid
Should you tell the Vampire her wait is in vain or just rape her?

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>>19503633
Nani sore?

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>>16924964
Shut the damn lid, there's a draft!

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>>16278573
Ah, well I don't care about those.
I don't have any friends to play with anyway

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>>14465439
>>14465440
I can give you a Vampire with bedhair.

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Is it safe to come out now?

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>>13293156
>Instead I endlessly refresh threads that I know have no new posts and play videogames that I don't enjoy playing
I know that feel bro, it's been a long time since a game I was interested in playing came out.

Bloodborne doesn't count, since I'm too poor for a PS4 anyways.

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>>13234749
>Wight Glove Society
>Not Vampire's Visage

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Well shit /mgt/, it looks like the Traitors have captured you and locked you in a room with a freshly awoken elder vampire, wat do?

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Well anon, you fucked up and woke up the elder vampire.
How do you get her to not drain you on the spot?

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