/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Finding that portal to Gensokyo was probably the worst thing that ever happened to me.
I nearly threw up because of my nerves when I crossed the gate. The fairies were waiting for me on the other side, and took me to their lair - I was scared, because they were covered in tattoos and piercings, but I couldn't say no. They offered me a drink on the way, and I politely declined.
They sat around, drinking and playing guitar, when one of them came up to me asking me if I was a virgin. I went bright red and told her I was, and they all laughed at me. A couple fairies defended me, saying they were being cruel.
Eventually, they persuaded me to have a drink - Now, I hadn't eaten in 12 hours, and had never had alcohol before, so it hit me within minutes. One bottle of cider later, and I felt better than I had in years. My troubles seemed to melt away, and these monsters who I'd been pretty scared of an hour ago, were suddenly my best friends in the world.
Some of them went outside, and I was left alone with 3 fairies. Two of them started making out. However, the third one seemed attracted to me. She had black styled hair and bright blue eyes. She kept making me laugh, and I liked her. We ended up going to the beach, where there were hundreds of fairies dancing and drinking. Someone handed me a bottle of alcohol and I drank it like water.
After that, its kind of a blur. I remember needing to pee more than i ever had before in my life, and stumbling down the street, this fairy holding my hand and pulling me along. She kissed me, and it was nice. I'd never been kissed before - but I kept asking her where the other fairies were, and my heart sank when she told me that they had gone back to the mansion.

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