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So I bought a dildo and some nice lingerie and shaved my whole body.

I waited until the house was empty and then I started crossdressing and fucking my ass nice and slow. They I started to go faster and faster and started moaning.

But suddenly, I catch a slice of self awareness where I could see my whole life, the people who bullied me, the internet, the decades of porn, my family , /jp/ and all the isolation that lead up to this moment.

Like when you say something stupid and happen to catch a random slice of silence on class, I was there, with a vibrator in my ass and me wearing girl clothes that I bought with my savings.
I gave up. I'm not even mad. I just accept that I can't have it. I haven't masturbated since.

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I'm sick as hell today, someone please take care of me.

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America...

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>>10188467
>>10188477

Bug chasing is gross and lewd. Please don't corrupt /jp/ with your shit. We don't want another cocksucking epidemic again.

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>>10164399
Sudo Jr. had a short but meaningful life.

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Do you ever get the feeling that you need to make a thread, no matter what?

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>>10128612
Why did you have to post here?

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A friend wants me to get a game to the point that he'll buy it for me, but I'll just feel bad if he buys it for me and then I end up playing only once or twice so I haven't accepted yet.

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Give me an imouto then, if you care so much.

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Why can't I be a tomato?

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>>10094314
Just imagine the final K-ON episode being ura-on, it would've been nowhere near as cruel.

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You made me check.

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>>10082015
What does that have to do with who your imouto is...

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>>10069988
But my sister isn't very pretty.

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Did you hack him?

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>>10052769
Why did you have to come back?

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>>10046227
Sorry, that's the only spacebros I had saved. You win this fight.

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/jp/... what are you doing?

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>>10037862
I can grow a beard and moustache, but I'm 26 and still don't have a single chest hair.

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>>10031164
I don't like these new impersonal bans, how will I know what I got banned for or how to improve if all I've got to go by is some vague message?

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You're right...

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I can't believe it's over.

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