/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7948791
No, because that is alarming bad towards your later years. Stomach cancer stems from unclean bowels. Keeping the dirt in and the water out will kill you before you can become an Arch-wizard. Do you want that, /jp/?

Drink regularly. Stock up on liter bottles and fill them up. That way, you can dispense your chrysanthemum tea into the emptied ones. Sticking one up your butt for an enema helps too. Shit into the caps and turn it upside-down to hide it from sight. Stick your tiny dick up a freshly filled one to stimulate warm sloppy sex. Don't worry if your foreskin got peeled off, they're redundant after all. Infection? Get the axe. If government agents attack? You can toss them as distractions. As they might shoot at your pee bottles first, they will get splashed with your expelled liquid and dissolve.

That is the road to wizardry. Are you up for it?