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>mfw /a/ doesnt realize their the worst and dumbest board

BAZINGA

>>10151830
I'll show you shitposting!

> "what are you doing, Sheldon?"
(nervous laughter from the audience, their mouths clearly drooling in anticipation)
>"listening to music"
(more chuckles, one member laughs too loud and furious shhhh'ing is heard)
>"but it sounds like its from a video game"
(audience laughs. Sheldon looks like he has something to say, and is waiting for the audience to calm down)
>"your point?"
(at this point, the audience laughs so loud that TV's around the world crack and hiss with the putrid violence of a thousand demons. several members of the audience collapse from heart failure, and the members still laughing start ripping and tearing at their flesh, gnawing and chewing on the bleeding, still writhing organs and muscles of the fallen audience members. at the center of the audience seating, in mid air, the collected life essence of each member swirls and dances, forming the visage of "Krak'lanor, the hungerer". As his form becomes more coporeal, other members of the audience start bleeding from their eyes, scratching at their faces furiously, as if trying to offer more blood to the horrible demi-god appearing before them.)

>"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
>"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
>"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

>"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
>"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
>"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

>>8699196
Because it's nerdy.

>"Hey Leonard."
>"Hey Sheldon."
>"Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven!"
>"..."
>"Bazinga!"

>"Hey Leonard."
>"Hey Sheldon."
>"Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven!"
>"..."
>"Bazinga!"

>"Hey Leonard."
>"Hey Sheldon."
>"Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven!"
>"..."
>"Bazinga!"

>>"Hey Leonard."
>>"Hey Sheldon."
>>"Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven!"
>>"..."
>>"Bazinga!"

>"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
>"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
>"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

"Hey Sheldon, you wanna watch a movie?"
>The audience lightly chuckles.
"Only if it's not the latest Indiana Jones movie."
>The audience laughs loudly. All audience members grip their armrests in anticipation of a standing ovation.
"In that case, never mind."
>The audience immediately spring to their feet, applauding enthusiastically, combined with explosive laughter, hooting and screaming. Some are physically crying. Roses are thrown on stage, and the cast bow to their audience, wiping tears from their eyes. The show is nominated for all categories at the Oscars, and wins them all.