/jp/ - Otaku Culture

QUIS UT DEUS?

>>43777448
Furude Rika waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were furniture in the shrine. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Detektev Ohshee were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Rika was a shrine maiden for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the shrines and he said to dad "I want to be on the shrines daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY FURNITURES"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the shrine of the Henamezawa she knew there were furnitures.
"This is Ohshee" the radio crackered. "You must fight the furnitures!"
So Rika gotted her wine bottle and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the furnitures
"I will shoot at her" said the folding chair and he fired the rocket chairs. Rika neepaheded at it and tried to blew it up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the furnitures" she shouted
The radio said "No, Rika. You are the furnitures"
And then Rika was a chair.

ai generated rikas are shit

You wish to be free of /qa/crazies? Discordniggers, shitpost spammers?
LO I TEACH YOU THE SUPERRIKA
Rika is the meaning of the 07th. Let your will say: Rika SHALL BE the meaning of the 07th!

I conjure you, my brethren, REMAIN TRUE TO THE 07th, and believe not those who speak unto you of shitoko sex! Poisoners are they, whether they know it or not. Despisers of life are they, decaying ones and poisoned ones themselves, of whom the 07th is weary: so away with them!

Once blasphemy against Ryukishi was the greatest blasphemy; but Ryu died, and therewith also those blasphemers. To blaspheme RIKA is now the dreadfulest sin, and to rate the heart of the unknowable higher than the meaning of the earth!

Rika-chan hates chair-kun

>>34715298
Are they forcing you to write that?
RIP anon.

I will never be able to experience Umineko properly because I've seen too many spoilers. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

>>34534983
Based. Crawl on the ground, Trashtoko!