/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hello sirs and madams,

My name is Kanon (my real name is of no importance, I am furniture after all), and I am here to serve every single one of your whims. All of you are above me, non-cowardly, true humans who spend every second of their day ordering me to attend to menial tasks. You are everything to a piece of furniture like myself. Truly, have any of you ever seen a blue sea? I mean, I assume it's difficult straining yourselves over chess moves, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even more fascinating then an existence such as mine.

Don't be so reserved. Just tell me your desire, and I shall do my best to accommodate it. I am surely capable. I am third ranked out of all of the master's servants, and have a rather fetching looking beret. What requests do you have for me other than "fill in for the role of milady's boyfriend"? I also harbour quite a powerful locus, which can easily put an end to a single Stake (she just lost to me; it was no trouble at all). You are all my masters who should just put an end to exerting yourselves. Apologies for rambling.

Pic Related: It's me and milady.