/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I came up with the most Otaku way to sleep with somebody else.
At the base, you have the Otaku, lying flat, with their head tilted to the left or right.
Then, on top of him, you put a Daki
And then on top of that Daki, you put a girl. The otaku can wrap his arms around the girl while sleeping without his arms falling asleep. The girl is laying on the comfy daki, and being held by the nice arms.
Ultimate Otaku sleeping method, I call it the Daki sandwich

Does anyone have those hypnotism audio track? Either the one that makes you feel like a girl or getting fucked in the ass by succubus?

>>7491520

I found a link with the guy in the suit (from the film) saying "that" line. It turned out to be pretty popular I guess, as I kept finding all these alternate versions of him saying that same line. Then I found the original source. Turns out it's from a fucking kid's film.

Kid's television was so crazy in the nineties.

not anymore

What do you guys think /a/ can do to battle the cancer?

not shit posting cuz im posting a 2hu picture

Which touhou is most likely to get breast cancer?

Hey we need a touhou thread, it sucks we never get any of these in /jp/

What do you think is the best Touhou track /jp/?

I would have to go with Illusionary Night ~ Ghostly Eyes

If you were a Touhou, what song would you choose as your stage theme and boss theme?

stage:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FpiTPb5pc


boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhnokUPdx9U

ゆっくりしてね　／ｊｐ／

Haha it`s funny because i live in Brazil
And now we are 2 hours ahead of you guys
So it looks like i will have to stop posting earlier today
I am going to sleep
Good night /jp/

Take it easy /jp/ and have a nice long sleep tonight.

How do you guys do it?

Fap to touhou, I mean. 90% of you do it, it's a proven scientific fact.

I also try to fap to Touhou, I admit. I WANT to fap to Touhou so bad.

But there's this thing, man. I've grown too much emotionally attached to the characters. Same thing with Vocaloid. You see, everytime I try to fap to Touhou, it feels like one of my friends is getting raped... by me. It feels bad, and I can't help it but to zip my pants back up. Even worse when they're looking at me, because it feels like they're looking into my very SOUL.

I already did it a couple of times, but I was drunk. Yeah, sue me. I was so drunk, I kept feeding my mind that they're only images, not actual people.

It was... a recently released Komachi x Koishi doujin on Fakku. It was the best fap I had in ages. In fact, I can definetely say that fapping to Touhou is much better than fapping to average hentai.

But then I came to my senses, realised what I did and punished myself with punches hard. I said "I'm sorry" for half an hour after that.

But still, I want to fap to Touhou. I humbly come asking for help as in, HOW THE HELL, DO I FAP TO TOUHOU, WITHOUT DROPPING A STONE ON MY CONSIENCE?

GOD DAMN, IT FEELS SO GOOD, AND AT THE SAME TIME, SO BAD. HELP ME OUT HERE.

>>6160038
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk This is why.

Time for Touhou

Hello /jp/.

I found this board some days ago, noticing, that this is for sure the most serious imageboard on 4chan. Reading some rules before I post here, I discovered the game "TOUHOU". It's told that /jp/ threads mostly are about TOUHOU-related stuff.

Now, I want to learn more about the TOUHOU characters. I already googled it and found a touhou-related wikipedia. But the character entries only describe their appearence in the different games.

Are there other, translated sources for looking up touhou characters, their behaviour, etc.?

anybody have a touhou related dream last night and iff you did was weird funky or what?

u wake up in Gensokyo, whats the first thing u do?
pic related, i woud go see suika adn reimu

If I wanted to get into the Touhou series, where is the best place start?

hello /jp/

ive been away for quite some time, and im wondering, what does /jp/ play online nowadays? Hisoutensoku? melty blood? that mahjong game? Or are you guys into something different nowadays?

Does anyone know a website that has all the Touhou song lyrics?