/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19452479
Now that your name is known you shall be held accountable.

Lost a loved one? Can't afford a Lich or think the Undead are abominations? Your deity of choice not listening to your prayers?
Anubis has you covered. For a nominal fee, payable with your body, your deceased loved one can be brought back from the other side in a full resurrection, no necromancy used, no injuries or brain damage sustained!

>Have an Anubis waifu.
>You like to tease her when she gets a little too haughty.
>She's barking off her orders and being a little too condescending to you for your tastes.
>Walk up to her.
>Wipe some peanut butter onto the roof of her mouth.

>>13262487
>still their choice
No it isn't, they're not old enough to make decisions yet. And of course she's a bitch, just like he's a stud. Do you know what bitches and studs do?

>>13228679
Wanna make it all better?
>>13228685
Don't cry loli Krampus, I've been bad!