/jp/ - Otaku Culture

S'goin' on man,

Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spen errydamnsecondoftheday checking out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'? For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club man, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowwhatimsayinman? Talkinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol' computer, and just clic-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hekelookadis, man, knowimsayinman, but tellyawut, ya'll takintoofar man, tellinya, too far.

Don't be talkinabout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinaboutitlikethis. Dangol', juslookatme, man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere, man. I tellyouwhut man. Gotmeset o'weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-enchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohundredthreehundred pounds, just belike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like 40repsaintnothin, turnaroundangol, geoutoutofmyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, but hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Whatyouupto man, dangolgetting on thecomputer, justlike, typetype, talklinabout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhom, knowimsayinman? (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinaboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinabout, just like...damn) Dangol, shouldbeashamded ayourselves. Tellyouwutman, justtellinlikeitis.

Dang'oltellinyawut, clickclichoosefilesearchpicture, its me an'mygirlman know im sayin?