/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If monsters were made to be on top then why can you literally walk into any sabbath and take whichever girl you want home?
Checkmate, orderite.

>>44389904
I went away in shame, but then as I was fleeing I was kidnapped by a mesugaki dragon. She very loudly proclaimed that my impotent dick and weak sperm couldn't do anything to her as she was a proud dragon. I looked for help from her mother but she simply took a picture and started gushing with her husband about becoming grandparents.
There was no rescue as I was dragged into her room where her barbed words forced me to plow her again and again until she grew quiet. It was with one final outburst on her face twisted by multiple orgasms and my cum that she whispered, "stay mad, troll"

>>44377717
Speccing into lolis is ezmodo as far as resisting hags go. You'll never be harassed again by the same hag after you pull up your skill window proudly displaying, "Lolicon EX"
The only 'downside' is that it puts you on the sabbaths' newsletter and you'll keep receiving phone calls from familars and other canvassers. Also if you're not social it may be annoying when pushy mothers will keep trying to introduce you to their daughters and ask you to babysit them. also mesugakis can smell the lust on you, especially if you seem overworked or down in the dumps and WILL hit on you

>>44004973
So I was reading this helpful handbook and they have courses to help older men such as myself in resisting the allure of mesugakis at the local annex. I hear the dragon comes from the local sabbath branch and is hosting the workshop with only a single limited slot left! I'll jump on it and let you know how it goes, its guaranteed +10 mesugaki resistance after all so I can't go wrong!