/jp/ - Otaku Culture

watafuk

>go to train station early morning
>board the train, only to see it's all FULL except for one seat
>the seat is positioned so I'm facing directly opposite everyone else, so I have 50+ people looking at me while I sit
>at this point I'm dropping spaghetti and trying not to make eye contact
>qt 3.14 azn gurl gets on at a later stop, sits directly opposite of me
>10+ stations to go until city
>start thinking what life would be like if qt 3.14 azn girl was my gf
>i would treat her like a princess and tell her I love her everyday
>realize I spent the last 15 minutes just thinking about her and I will never even get a gf
>a middle aged man boards the train, he's tripping balls and can hardly even stand straight, hes wearing a weird hat
>sits down on the floor of the train
>a few mores stations pass, I'm back to thinking about qt 3.14 gf
>the guy gets up, leans forward and his hat falls off his head
>a JOINT falls out from under his hat and lands on the floor
>"Oops, I don't understand how these hats work!"
>ABOUT TO BURST INTO TREATS, CONTAINING LAUGHTER

on the way home I still kept thinking about qt 3.14 azn gurl and how we would get married and live a quiet peaceful life

pls

So... I guess this is where all the Touhou is going?