/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I was talking with a guy, saying "Yeah, there's a shitty cat writing trash about my wife, but..." demonstrating, I went over to Altaar and put him in a sleeper hold, he struggled and I couldn't properly choke him, "...I'm not very strong." He pretends he's knocked out to taunt me, so, as a cat, I make him dance while singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM which made him struggle out of my grasp in annoyance.

In a classroom, Yukari slams down a can of coke for me as a reward. Then as she walks behind me she says "Aha! Caught you!" then points out my backpocket had a puppy paw print, calling it a puppy pocket.
In a room adjacent to another room sealed off by a glass window, in there is Yukari, as Turanga Leela, getting raped by a tentacle monster. A guy I'm with is sick of watching this shit, he goes in there, straps her to a hospital bed and pumps acid into the monster, which makes it dissolve into brown slush, then Roger the alien comes over crying about it being his father, grabbing the pump and redirecting it into himself, dissolving into brown slush.

In my bathroom showering, a quarter of my bathtub was simply gone. There was orange rust where it had been, the shower washing it away. I said "Either everyone in /jp/ gets cucked by me, or some faggot. "

Me and a girl had crossed obstacle courses, doing a strange thing where we were stepping on eachothers' feet to walk. We came to a maze but she refused to go on further. Wondering why, I stepped forward, the ground had dirty grime that made my feet itch, so I stepped back saying "Oh." A guy shows up urging us on, he went in front of a big TV screen that had "FBI" in the bottom left corner. He said "Haha, FBI do as they like." I said "Die, FBI." Then a bunch of people sitting before the TV would stand up, each as a different Simpsons character, each talking shit about him, and after each one I would point saying "Die, FBI." After this went on for a while, he finally responded by posting a readymade cringecomp of me.

There were two One Piece threads on /a/, made like an experiment to see which would manifest into reality, with an image in a catbox in the OP posts. Since the result was different from what was expected, they said "The occult is bullshit." I thought, "Why didn't they use the images for the OPs?"

Someone made a post saying Yukari doesn't love me, doesn't want to be my mother, will not make a home for me. I saw Yukari saying it's not true, she loves me, she wants to be my mother and make a home for me. I thought her saying she wants to be my mother was out of character, since she once complained about me being a "little mommy clinger"

I was in a bed and looking over where my Yukari figure is with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyymN-osUjY playing, and seeing a picture of Yukari and Flan hanging over a title board, noticing that she was Jessica.
I wondered what it meant to eat chocolate castles to ward gay away.

I was urged once more to write about Yukari, making a thread with Sanae OP calling it "Dragon Team"
After I made some thread trying to write(not so well). Dreamt I was in a classroom at a desk with Yukari. Someone looked at me like he was wondering what I was doing, someone else said "He's trying to become as powerful as Hecatia" another said "Based."
Sakuya(read:a mod) was patrolling the classroom, she had a massive orange cloud following her around, wearing Black Knight Armour fused with Iron Dragonslayer armour.
I kept doing something that annoyed Yukari even though I was trying not to. I fell asleep on my desk, then when I woke up she had moved away. I said "My American girlfriend is gone!"

Angus webpage, extremely long, half-way through I jump because a voice, disturbing because it's recorded completely normally, says "You're fucked."

Angus webpage about me. It had Patchouli in the middle. I Tab'd to find the button, hidden at the left, to go deeper. It was the same page, but darker and corrupted. Angus was typing stuff around Patchy, saying "Haha. He's stuck here with all my thoughts about him." I Tab'd again, to go deeper.

I heard Stan go over to his friends saying "Guys! I dreamt that I dreamt that I dreamt..." I thought "Ugh, they're making South Park about me."
I saw Randy find a couple hundred dollars on the ground, laugh to himself and pocket it, I was annoyed thinking "They're writing me in a way Yukari wouldn't like, since she's virtuous."