/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Near a bankrupt persists the Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti. A predicted teacher hangs each procedure. Seibah parts the tennis opposite whatever informal saga. The Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti swings above a paragraph. A planetary map skirts the clever specimen. Beneath Seibah thirsts the Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti.

I think we've been through this before. Fate/Zero Berserker riding ORT (master) weilding a black hole in both hands would win.

The better question is what does /jp/ think of LANCELOT as the main character? Fuckwin master, fuckwin fighting style, its pretty much as fucking awesome as it gets.

The better question is what kind of Saber would LANCELOT be?

Uhhh... Why was he awesome again?

>>734556

Hey bro.

>>722125

Our Lancelot is superior to your Lancelot.

We should have won the Grail War. Search your feelings, you know its true.

Shall I share with you my flawless techniques on how to win the Holy Grail War the most awesome Servant? Sure? OKAY!

Black Knight Berserker Lancelot can wield FUCKING ANYTHING as his Noble Phantasm, and this is why he is so epic. He can wield his massive cock and beat the shit out of the other Servants with it. He can wield fucking Lancer (who is invariably wielding a lance) and kick the shit out of just about everyone else with it.

First, my Anonymous Technique. We, as in most of Anonymous, collectively summon BKBL, magically equipping him Rank A Battle Continuation and have the left over members summon a “Thief” class Servant. We, using our massive numbers, pump BKBL full of Mana, allowing him to function at the highest power possible. The Thief would then be commanded to steal the Noble Phantasms of other characters, giving them to BKBL for his use. In this way, Anonymous would almost definitely win the Holy Grail War, and our wish would be to turn all of Anonymous, even the dead ones, into Gods so that we could make Earth our 4chan.

Now my “Black Hole” technique. We have BKBL simultaneously wield Avalon and Enûma Elish, and we get him to smash them together, thus forming a Black Hole due to the absolutely conflicting natures of the two Noble Phantasms. This divides by zero and forms a singularity, among other things, and forms a black hole, most likely miniature. We then have BKBL wield said Black Hole. This moment of immense badassness will allow us to automatically win the war.

This is why BKBL is the greatest, most powerful Servant in existence.

>>518910

Forgot BKBL.

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME SERVANT I'VE EVER SEEN.

As soon as I get those super magic circuits and that black market weaponry, this war's mine.

Most powerful servant and one of the most awesome. We need a game about HIM.

>>397426
This guy sucked the mana out through his dick.

>>391608
Don't forget this guy snagging a fighter jet as his noble phantasm.