/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My needs and wants are worlds apart, mate.

>>22141497
Local cabin boy now "most wanted" pirate in the world.

Avast! This thread be property of pirates now!

>>21728327
Though it has been many years since I roamed these seas
None may have that which is Black Jack Lee's

You have to go IN, Anon...

>>21415514
Did someone say set sail for tail?

Over seas of blood sails the Ivory Webb
Filling all souls with fear and dread
Though it's been many years since I roamed these seas
None shall have that which is Black Jack Lee's!

Pirates!

>>14162312
That is not a world I want to live in. Gimme me sea shanties any day.

>>14046258
>Wait a minute, Halloween is about pretending to be something you're not
>Anon you genius you've done it again
>You grab your phone and call back the most recent outfit troubled wife
"Hi, listen I was rude, I want to go on that date"
>"Really Anon, that's glad to hear, I was worried you wanted to keep being alone and miserable"
>You're not THAT miserable
"What is she like exactly? What monster is she"
>"Well her name is Monica, I know her from my job. She is a manti-"
>You panic and start knocking on the wall
"Sorry but someone is at the door, let me call you back later"
>You hang up before sitting down on your couch
>Of course her friend had to be the thing you were trying to avoid
>So now you're back to square one on trying to avoid being raped, no fake girlfriend to hide behind
>You're about to give up when you hear a knocking at your door
>You open your door to the smug smile of your neighbor, the worst one in your opinion
>"Hi Anon, I heard that you're the expert on costumes, I wanted to know if you wanted to help my shop for one"
>Costumes aren't even on sale yet
>They probably won't be for another 2 or 3 weeks
>This will only end badly

>>13634199
When you are a professional pirate... YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE BEST OF COMPANY!

>>13386937
> Captain Redtail
There's no greatest captain than Captain Onahole!

>>13265490
I've served under harsher leadership.

>>13075546
Argh matey, this be shanties to me ears! Ye be keeping it up then lest ye be made to walk the plank!

>>12725867
ohio /mgqg/

So I was playing AC Rogue and they started singing sea-shanties. This reminded me of a very real problem we are all facing, and that is, of course, the lack or pirate MGs. Booty plundering jokes aside, all we have is Trader's new CYOA.
Are pirates really so lame that nobody wants to write them?

>>12657541
>victim complex
Well you ARE the person who keeps picking fights and falling for the bait... maybe you should brace the foreyard and prepare to be boarded?