/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm fucking leaving the states!
Let me list the ways:
1) All the schools are full of assholes
2) Dumb people get promoted cause they probably blow the manager
3) All the women here are fucking whores who love being treated like shit by their asshole boyfriends and never think about the guys who are there to cheer them up when they call you at like 1am.
4) There is no culture!

I'm moving out of this shit hole, going to pack my bags and move to Japan. I've been studying Japanese for 5 months and getting better at it, plus I'm a little over half way my goal (about $2200 right now) Everything there is just plain better there. Better food, better video games, better culture, better shows, better anime, better women, better manners, better music, better everything!

Maybe if America shapes the fuck up I might come back with my future wife and daughter (who will be named Kagome) and show them where I came from but otherwise, sayonara baka desu desu!


inb4 Tsunami and earthquake jokes, they aren't funny and you should feel bad about making fun of people who are in crisis!