/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I failed at sniffing my friends cock a few days ago.
The way he went to sleep on the couch made it impossible for me to put my head anywhere near his manhood without waking him up

I hope i can get another chance one day.

My friend sitting next to me on his laptop playing dota2.
I really want to put my head in between his legs.

I would do almost anything to get a sniff of his crotch, if all goes to plan i will try to sniff his cock when he falls asleep. I missed my chance last night, it wont happen again

Get your psychiatrist to set you up with a meeting with your doctor and start hormones.
You will thank me later kid.

Also when your "best friend" offers to let you suck his cock, he lied just to make fun of you. Dont agree to it.

I'm actually in love with a /jp/sie, but i fear he could never love me back because i dont actually have a penis.[/spoiler

I know he is fond of men because he is a bit lewd..
Would i have any chance?

>>9124911
That feel when you stopped going to E3 and paying attention to E3 many years ago. Feels like missing nothing at all.

But I hear that newish Guardian Heroes 3DS game is getting translated!