/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be me
>Age 9
>At my childhood friend's birthday party
>We are both huge pokemon fans
>One of his gift was from my grandpa, a pokemon Magazine
>The 2 of us are alone in his room checking out the magazine
>around the middle of it, we see Magikarp and Goldeen
>We talk about how kissable and sexy are their lips
>He says his pp got hard
>He shows it to me
>I get hard to
>I show it to him
>We decided we will fuck Goldeen and Magikarp
>He rips out a page and hand it to me
>I start rubbing my dick on Magikarp's lips
>my friend does the same to Goldeen
>we do it until we nut, but no nut came out
>we go on and look at the rest of the magazine
>i mentioned that the tip of our dicks looks like Magikarps lip
>We got hard again
>We started to rub our tips together
>We spit on our dick to make smoother
>We do it for a while
>Close to nutting
>My grandpa comes in
>He is horrified
>He kicks the fuck away my friend
>Drags me to the street, without my pants, while my classmates are watching me
>Yeets me into his car
>Drives away while shouting about me being a retarded moron
>I start crying
>He gives me a few big ass boney bitch slap
>My nose actually broke
>We arrive home
>He starts crying in his car and sends me inside the house
>we both cry for a few hour
Its been 15 years, my grandpa is dead, my friend is married and waiting for his second kid and i have been unemployed for 4 years.
I hate Magikarp (and Goldeen) and i hope Fubuki will never find a shiny one.