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Eros lich won't make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

Eros lich won't teach make you a necromancer but she can teach you how to be a necroRomancer.

Lich while attempting to date a human
>Human, I require your genetic material for research purposes.
>Would you rather:
>Donate your sperm by ejaculating into test tube
>Mate directly with me
>Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? In case you feel too nervous to do it.

Dead thread

>"There you are, Anon. I called for you to assist me with this experiment twenty three minutes and thirty seven seconds ago. What where you-"
>she sees her phylactery in your hand
>"Apprentice, I have several important experiments lined up to be finished today. Don't you da-"
>you crush it
>hours later, she's still riding you, keeping your cock hard with magic even though your balls are empty
>"You naughty little apprentice~ Putting me behind in my work just because you want to get raped until you pass out~ I'll turn you into a proper student who listens to his teacher~"

>>19487894
Right? What kind of degenerate would prefer Krakens over Liches?

>>19487909
Because Liches love you, anon.