/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44453563
>noooo kiki don't take away my piss jars
>W-what's the axe for?
>nooooo don't cut off my internet
>nooooo I don't want my pills no matter what Greila says aghhhhhh I don't wanna be normal

>>36508198
Or else what?

>>28889466
>Just have good friends make your potions
>Not being the good friend that makes the potions

If everyone has a good friend make the potions then there's nobody to make the potion.

>>26001005
Begone vile Shog! I only accept liquids from my trusted Kikimora!

Well what are you waiting for? Drink up!

Well? What are you waiting for anon, take your drink!

You're getting fit for when the portals open on the eve of 2020 ya?

At least playing Ring Fit for ya?

What are you waiting for anon? Drink up.

>>21516600

>>20100742
Thank you, would you like some tea?

>>19341835
>Sacre bleu! 'Zis sloppy attyre will not do, non, non non!

>>19031150
Your paranoia is unfounded. Kikimoras only have chaste thoughts of her employer. She would respect your privacy, and be fine if you insisted you could dress yourself. Their relationship with you is completely professional, and they wouldn't have thoughts about how master is so handsome and sweet but he's a damn prude that should do something about the aching between her legs. You could hire one and never lay a finger on her, and she would be fine with that.

>Why is my kiki looking at me like this?
>What's in the drink?
>I don't get it. I just gave her a generous raise for a wonderful job she does.
>Does she want a bonus?

>Be generally clean person
>Come home see this
>Don't even have cups like that
>Don't even have a maid

>Bring a newly made succubus home without telling kiki.
>She starts acting strangely.
>Too strange
>Confront her and ask her to serve the guest.
>She does so with a weird smile
>As she gives the cup, I tell my sister to introduce herself.
>Her grin drops and all of a sudden she starts taking back the cup and panics.
>As she stumbly walks to the kitchen, my sister and I have no idea why this happened.
>See her eavesdropping and sigh in relief when we discussed on how to get my sister that office boy she likes

>Reminder. Never forget your kiki's birthday
>Also a reminder, never tell your kiki, that you'll have a birthday party with all your colleagues, including that CC Demon who's been "Signaling you" whatever that means.

>>17843195
>Pull the feathers
>Not her thinking ahead and bringing a spare pack of quils
Sounds like you don't have any good meidos

>>17818514

>>16678847
Why is she using bolt cutters on strawberries then.

>Take Drink
>Refuse Drink

>>15099396
What? Can't a man cook on top of a monster girl?

I could run a whole restaurant with 2 lava golems stove / ovens, a living armor that changes into cookware, a cursed sword that turns into cooking utensils, a Satyros waiter / brewmaster, all while I serve the finest cuisine to a Queen Slime while living in her Slime City made of her!

There's nothing wrong with me! A better question would be what's wrong with you!

Your maid has brought you something nice to drink.

<Accept>

<Deny>

Well? What are you waiting for? Enjoy your drink.