/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I buy classical vinyls because if anyone ever comes to my house and sees my collection they might ask if I listen to classical music to which I would reply with yeah I guess and then they will think I'm quite cool for listening to classical music because not many people do and it is deemed very patrician and high brow. They might also say that they like classical music too but I know that they dont and only listen to 10 hour classical compilations on youtube for when they pretend to study and if I were to question them on Chopin's Mazurkas or Bach's Orchestral Suites they wouldn't know what to say even though they are pretty famous and their ignorance would only prove they don't actually know anything about classical music despite them claiming otherwise. This would serve to greatly caress my ego as I derive great satisfaction from exposing people who pretend to have certain interests when they don't. At this point the atmosphere in my room would become very awkard and they should probably take a hint and leave, and if they don't then I will ask them to do so. Once they leave I will watch them walk away until I no longer see them, at which point I will return to my room and listen to anime music because as it turns out I just now googled what a mazurka is because I don't really like classical music and only bought the vinyls so that I can feel superior to others for having such high brow taste because I am very insecure and this entire post is a great projection.