/jp/ - Otaku Culture

> Who the fuck is ringing your doorbell at this hour?
> Oh right it's actually 2pm. Probably some normie
> You throw on pants and a shirt before fumbling with the door lock
> On the other side of the door is your bubbly Unicorn neighbor. Or at least you think she's a Unicorn and your neighbor. Hard to mistake that colorful mane.
> "Hi! I know you're kind of a recluse and all but I hear you crying at night all the time and that makes me sad. No one should be that lonely. You want to go get some ice cream? My treat!"
> Oh god damn it she's smiling at you now.

What do, Anon-baka?