/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Soggoth wife spends her days altering your biology ever so slowly
>Ever so carefully
>So that you can withstand the knowledge of her true speech
>That you may comprehend
>That she can tell you in words unbridled, unchained from mortal limitations and concepts
>Just how much you mean to her
>How deep her love for you roots, such that she believes it to be the sole force anchoring this reality
>And when the day comes that you are finally truly as fluent in the old tongue as she is
>And when she is ready to confess her feelings for you
>In a sentence that spurs thought unending
>You say your first words to her in this language of raw visceral power
>A fucking Dad joke
>Her whole body convulses for a moment, before slowly closing her eyes and sighing
>That night, her flayer friend comes over and wipes your mind
>Again... for the 231st time
>This time, she promises herself, it'll be different
>She'll have the joy the joy of teaching you all over again
>She'll have the joy of saying and hearing with your first understanding of her language how much you love each other
>This time..surely. you won't fuck it up with a t̴̵͠e̷̸̡͡k̵͘͢͜e̶̢̕l̵̢̡̕e̸̡͠k̴͏̛́s̕͏͝͠i̛̛͝͝k̵̕͝l̶i̴̶͟i̴̡̢͜i̧i̡͞ Dad joke
>Ganbatte, silly mastah...