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Just report, hide and ignore the schizoposting. Here, have a picture of a cat.

>>42502344
>Go to pet the cat
>She decides you have pether wrong
>Pulls out some MMA bullshit
>Next thing you know you are being smothered by fat cat tats
>And she's starting another riddle, well aware you won't be able to answer this one
This game is rigged.

>>41186426
Hello dummy

>>40715718
imo Sphinx do fairly well as an “average” popularity species.
And Jinko are arguably more prominent than Ocelomehs.

>>40638165
It's more or less a "don't worry about it unless you really want it."
Yknow, like most things that people needlessly worry about in MGE.

>>38980089
It's funny/sad how it happens absolutely every time.

>>38240535
Unfortunately it is the tendency of plebs to take wonderful, unique things and try to make them the same as everything else.

>>34506909
Yes, they too are perfect.

>>34343734
You are okay. I'm sorry I was rude to you over the internet

>>34110736
>>34110789
>Ahaha, the bigwigs are bickering again
>Anyway no, the answer is not “man”

>>26740730
>hey puppy, how’s the rat race treatin’ nya?
>be sure to work hard enough for the both of us~

>>22660122
MYSTERY NEE-SANS

>>22536305
Extreme style points.

>>22309135
Ah yes.
God I love sphinxes.

>>22166444
EVERY girl?

>>21538792
Whoa man slow down there, do you know how lewd you were going?

>>21307028
Really
That’s the big secret
Riddle me this: who gives a fuck

>>20553192
>Does it matter?

>>19654233
here take better resolution

on another note, getting images from tumblr will be shit now since they killed _raw for good now.

Why do they receive no stories

Why are all the desert girls so great?

>>19027197
Care to share it?

>>18910460
>>18910465
>Sphinx guarding the royal treasury like a great statue, amused at you trying to decipher the hieroglyphics on the wall
"Surely you didn't think it would be that easy, thief."
>She's massive compared to you, at least 8' of voluptuous woman, combined with the lustrous fur of a golden lion
>Her amusement grows when you tell her you wish to pay her tribute, tail swishing back and forth as she holds you with her golden eyes
"A riddle, then. To see if you are worthy of my flesh."
>When she sees the look on your face, a small 'pupupu' laugh exits her lips as she stands up to her full height. Hourglass shaped, with wide and full hips and massive breasts.
>Her nipples topping the caramel globes quite perkily. Given the Succubus influence of the Demon Lord, the she-lion is a wet dream made flesh. A small bush of hair topping her pink vulva.
"You see-- It's in my nature to vex."
"An easy one then. What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the mid-day, and three in the evening?"
>As you're pondering if she's having a joke at your expense, she starts to gyrate her hips back and forth seductively. There's a mild trickling between her thighs.
"Time waits for no-one, thief."
>Your answer comes curtly, 'A man', and as if by magic, the Sphinx shudders in pleasure, goose flesh popping up as the fur on her tail and paws bristles
"Taste me."
>Without needing a second command, you begin to lap and slurp at the heady jungle scent of her cat-hole, discarding your shirt and pants in the process. Hell-- Getting to steal a load of treasure and have sex? What a deal.
>Her vagina is intensely hot, her fluids coating your tongue in a bath of warmth as she coos in pleasure.
"Now... What can point in any direction but cannot reach its destination by itself?"
>This gives you some pause as you know full well it's likely to be a sexual innuendo, trying to collect your thoughts from the sparks of your rather iniquitous pleasuring of the lion-woman
>There's another climax when you answer 'a finger', the Sphinx grinding herself against your hands
>Her insides are intensely tight and constricting as you slide two of your fingers hook into her nearest to the entrance, her movements becoming more spastic and frantic as one of her paws grasp your raging erection
"I am easily beaten, but never free. I drive men crazy with lust for me. What am I?"
>No sooner than you answer her riddle with 'woman' do you feel it, a paralyzing heat that courses through your body, the effects of the Sphinx's curse having transferred to you.
>As she climbs on top of you and begins to fuck you senseless, there's a smug satisfaction to her smile
"Poor little thief-- The answer was gold. But at last, a husband I have found. Now, give this lovely wife of yours an unforgettable pound."
>And so-- In the darkness of that place, you and the Sphinx debase yourselves not as two 'people', but as animals forevermore.

>>18854845
If you won't attend to her needs, then you don't deserve her.