/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be adventurer
>Long day of stealing from people and running from guards
>Time to sleep so I can level up and become even better at those things
>Up next to cozy fire
>Underneath sturdy tent
>Wrapped in mammoth fur bed roll
>I have achieved maximum comfy
>As I start dozing off werewolves attack me
>”Winterstown belongs to the werewolves”
>Group of cuddlebandit yetis pop out of nearby bush
>”Pfft, as if. I bet your fur doesn’t even keep you warm on nights alone, let alone keeps your husband warm”
>”You overgrown heated blanket! I’ll have you know my father it kept very warm in his pack of werewolf wives”
>”So it takes how many of you to keep one man warm?”
>They won’t stop bickering and start fighting and worst part is I can’t sleep due to enemies being too close
>Think about sneaking out back but glacies heard the commotion and are now watching from the other camp exit
What do I do I just want to sleep and level up?