/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12697022

The best.

>>12655009
>>12655002
"Doctor~! I want something that'll help me look more human. There's this boy in my school who's caught my eye."
>"I see. I have a potion for that. Take 10mL of this solution every day you wish to maintain a human form. It will last for only 12 hours, so take it every morning."
"Thank you so much, Doctor!"


"Doctor! I tried taking the solution, but I can't walk. You didn't say I would have problems walking!"
>"Did I say you *wouldn't* have problems walking?"
"Well, no, but I--"
>"Shh...listen...Read the prescription note next time."

"Doctor! Walking is too difficult. I've been confined to this wheelchair every time I've taken the solution."
>"I see. I have just the solution for that. I'll prescribe for you this special footwear for you."
"Doctor, these are running shoes."
>"Good to see you know where this conversation is going."

>>12494590
>Confessive rape
>You will never be raped by your Medusa classmate during after school hours
>She will never grab you by your collar and yell at you as she tearfully rapes you
>"This is your fault! You forced me to do this! All because you didn't get it!"
>"You could never figure out that I loved you all this time!"
>She pulls on your collar so that she can give you the deepest kiss she can offer, all while continuing to thrust her hips on your dick

>tfw you date a shy Medusa who stares at the ground when she walks
>When you finally mention it to her, she says it's a habit she has built up
>Counting how many times she sways left and right in between creases in the concrete tiles
>She says that it clears her head
>And so that she doesn't have to make eye contact