/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>5284148

Security guards are one of the best jobs /jp/ suggests for NEETs or hikikomori to get. It's so easy and laid back.

More job ideas here somewhere, http://anonib.com/hikikomori/

There are a few who've had success, but most prefer being a NEET.

>>5056030
I really doubt that you actually use that kind of background

Why does /jp/ admire NEET and the hikki lifestyle?

It's your 24th birthday, Tokyo, Japan. The cake and grandmas presents are all done. Your parents tell you after the "party" they're kicking you out. They're finally ashamed, embarrassed and regretful they ever had such a son/daughter. It doesn't occur to you at the time that you've now been a hikikomori for 6 years straight. You have 48 hours to figure out what to do.

CTRL + ALT + LEFT ARROW.

shit laying down and /jp/ing was never so enjoyable

Making a true NEET thread to counteract the normalfaggotry. So, my unemployed, untrained and uneducated brothers, how did you spend your day today?

>>4780225

how do you figure you "destroyed the thread"? for every raging faggot sage post you made, autism-san made 5 more in the same time span and lots of other people are still posting. somebody even went out of their way to list every album autism-san posted that he considered good.

suffice to say you failed at whatever you were trying to do, and the thread is still going on.

Did you all go on the floor or in your pants today?

>>4646595
You must have a lot of fucking free time you shit-slamming dick sponge. What's the matter, sad no one wants to hang out with you?

I just realized that tohno has his own imageboard
I mean how can he pays the server and stuff?

What position do you take when playing Touhou?

Usually I sit on a desk leaning towards the screen, but lately I've been doing this thing where I'll have my laptop on the floor and then I'll hang off the corner of my mattress while lying on my stomach.

I do find that it restricts my right hand movement a bit, but feels good and I can see the screen well

How much mbps required to play UNL?

Post about it in 4chan

Did you go on the floor or in your underwear, /jp/?

I probably just stick in my room

What the matter with wearing bra anyway?

Like a good true neet who hates fanfiction, I have ddos'd touhouproject.com into oblivion. Rejoice /jp/, for I have brought our collective will to its culimation

Am I awesome? Y/N

In before dumb trolls.

I am browsing /jp.
How can that be not productive?

I already am

NEET