/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How many of you here are NEETs? I have some questions.

There are too many Touhou threads on the front page. Anyone up for a hikki thread instead?

Have you shit on the floor today?

Sometimes I get too lazy to go to the corner and squat down, so I just shit in my pants. It's pretty warm and feels good when I'm sitting down.

Floor shitting thread?

Economic crisis

If moot deleted /jp/ right now, where would you go?

>NEET Sign - "Shitting on the Floor"

Okay so last night I played some PCB just before going to bed, by the time I was done playing I had the usual soreness I get in my upper right back, but since I always get it and it goes away I didn't think much about it.
Well I woke up this morning, and that soreness has become a dull pain in the area, whenever I raise my arm it starts to hurt like hell, and it's somewhat hard to breathe because of the pain.
anyone else get similar pains like this? what would be the best way to treat this? How do I prevent this from recurring?

>>6611508
I only regret that she would never let me sniff her farts and fishy vagina.

Remember when /jp/ was good?

Kaguya.

>>6178624
Any reason why /jp/ has not done this long ago?

meanwhile at witch hunt

I would talk with the most awesome True NEET.

>I just had a dream that Aya laid an egg in front of me and started yelling at me to take responsibility for it because I was the one who had fertilized her.

Autism thread.

Counting the Umineko flood with a true awtistics thread; share your stories please, /jp/! I'll start:

When I was crouching over my chamberpot near the window, I saw a really cute looking girl (as cute as 3d pig disgusting can be, anyway). I wanted to wave to her, but I was embarrassed, so I just finished up my business and went back on /jp/. The end.

Pyonta-kun's awake now, guys. Give us a few minutes. Keeping my stream in the meantime. It'll probably be mostly chill songs right about now since I'm drowsy.

S4League
Cosmic Break
Ragnarok Online (If you can find a private server that isn't full of gaiafags)
Dungeon Fighter Online
Drift City

Those are the ones I've been playing over the years.

Hello, fellow NEETs. I just took a dump on the floor like I usually do. Everything was fine until I started pulling my jeans back on. Suddenly, I felt a fart coming. "No biggie", I thought at first, and just let it out. But that wasn't just a fart, there was unexpected wet shit coming out of my ass. You know, usually before this happens your stomach hurts and stuff, but this time it was just too sudden. My jeans were completely covered in diarrhea. But it wasn't over yet, I still has some harder shit coming. At that point I stopped caring about everything and continued shitting all over my pants. It felt like my ass was having an orgasm, and the shit just couldn't stop flowing out. Finally, it was over. I took my pants off, and wiped my butt with the side that was still somewhat clean.

Now, here is the problem, I have nothing else to wear. I do have some really old pants laying somewhere, but they've been dirty for the last 2 years. I'm pretty sure /jp/ didn't even exist yet the last time I washed my other pairs of pants. They are so old, they have mold growing on the old mold, so I don't even want to touch them.

So, any suggestions what I should do now? I'm thinking about just walking around naked, and if a mailman comes or something, I will put a blanket on.