/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What would happen if you were not to happen?

I can't belive I am drunk enoough to make this thread
Gentlemen, i think I am in love with Yukari. Of all the touhou pics I have, I always end up starrign and fapping at the ones of her. I always told myself she wa just an old hag, a stupid person that fucks you up with her gaps. But no mattehr how much i tell mysefl that, I can't help but to see her as a charming, elegant lady that would be the perfect person to spend my life with.

Too bad if she would be real she would not even take a look in my direction

I just realized, 4chan is like Gensokyo, Moot is the Yukari, the boards are random yokais, Snacks is Yuuka and Mods are Reimu. It all makes so much sense now, 4chan is a miniature Gensokyo excisting in the internet

>>4327600

THIS IS GOOD. YOU ARE A GOOD GIRL, CHEN. DO NOT EAT THE CRUMPETS BEFORE WE GET THE MEAT.

NOW, I WILL MASTURBATE TO THIS PICTURE OF REIMU TO PASS THE TIME.