/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27527916
Say uncle!

Wrasslin' is so cool you guys

>Blind date
>Nothing serious. Just a fun, casual meet-up at a cozy, affordable local restaurant
>Your date enters the scene with loud, boisterous yelling and guitar-filled intro music
>She's a huge red Oni and she literally kicks down the door to the establishment while dressed in elaborate, colorful pro-wrestling gear (complete with mask). She's flanked by a camera crew and her manager, a very professional-looking Tanuki in a white shirt, tie, and a pencil skirt.
>The Oni is loud but wordless, screaming nonsensically in violent enthusiasm while her manager does the actual 'PR' work.
>"Of course, of course, of COURSE my girl is hard at work! But there has to be time for fun even for the most dynamic, powerful athlete in the world! Fun fact for you viewers at home, the champ here eats over 15,000 calories a day and goes through at least three men a week!"
>Her order is made while you watch, silently and helplessly. You believe the Tanuki's boast when you hear the request for 'five garbage plates and three pitchers of beer'.
>During the commotion the enormous, red-skinned woman grasps you firmly by the arm and whispers into your ear
"I am SO SORRY, the camera crew caught me with my mask on and I had to stay in character. I'm normal, I SWEAR, I'll make it up to you afterwards, please don't give up on me."

>>24278918

Triple handicap match it is.