/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46825914
Tanuki shapeshifting trickery. Imagine trusting anything a Tanuki says or does as legitimate and sincere, couldn't be me. Very untrustworthy creatures. I do not believe for a single pico-second that that abrasive alcoholic can fit in a slim suit without magic.

>>44789592
Her flab is the only thing soft about her. Don't fool yourself for a second that her tail is a nice place to lay. That dirt and vomit magnet would be the last thing you want to touch lest you come out with an itchy layer of grime and trapped sweat. It reeks of cheap sake and pipe tobacco smoke, and her fur is so damn stiff from years of neglect she can support her weight with it and it won't even deform in the slightest. Don't do it anon. You can do better than a smelly drunk racketeer.