/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11334712
Where in particular are you? You better stay out of my turf dweeb.

you're all fur coat and no knickers bitches

>>9088934
And what about the English on the right flank?
They'd turn on your ass and you would be squashed between two armies.
The only way a plan like yours would work is if the English were completely frozen in place with nothing but toy guns.

You're a retard, case closed.

No one would pick that idiot Cirno I'm sure.

As for my picks, I choose Chen or Sakuya. A Ran is fine too only if she isn't portrayed as a giant. (ZUN said she's supposed to be shorter as opposed to the general depiction. Shorter than Yukari at the least)

slender arms

She sees my penis.

>>8317495
Depends on what you mean by flustered. I was stroking my cock as I usually do while browsing /jp/, and I'll admit I got hard while reading your post, but it's still a very silly post and you should feel ashamed for posting it.

Why hasn't /jp/ been renamed /2hu/ ?

>>8223268
Someone got out of bed with the wrong foot this morning.

I've seen this pic twelve times on six different boards on two different chans in the past four weeks.

In short, nothing to see here.

>>8071655
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

I am not some sort of dirty horny monkey

>>7982677
Yeah, I'm the one who puked in front of the whole class, what of it? You got a problem with it?

>>7895063
Du bist ein bratwurst mit kraut ja.
Hoepel opf.

>>7865178
Are you telling me you don't have the 4chan extension?

I went jogging this morning.

>>7645091
What a horrible post. You should be ashamed of yourself.