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The Emperor has recognized your shitposting skills and granted you twin semendemons.

Unfortunately, you have only one dick, and you are allergic to the active ingredient in that potion that gives you extras. You can dick them both, but you must chose which you will penetrate first. Keep in mind, they will believe deep down inside that the first one dicked is the favorite, no matter how you try to explain otherwise.

So, who gets it?