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>>32252122

>She thinks you're a skeevy pervert for wanting to jerk off on her webs or rub one out on her silky-slooth fluff

>>23849001
But is it hip for spiders to fuck me?

>>22861714
Oni, Ushi-Onna, Oomukade.

>>22800496
Same but my "powerslut" tendencies are more physical usually. Ushi-onna, ogres, onis, minotaur, undread dragons, anything that is massively physically strong and would SHOW as being strong by being bigger and buff.

But I also have a massive fetish for gloomy girls and I'm still so fucking sad that isn't a tag ANYWHERE.

Also I think I have a fetish for eldritch horrors? Because I really like Shog too.

I like to think that Ushi-Onis get their seals from their moms, who make them from their own silk, with their own knowledge of wards, and give them to their daughters almost immediately after birth

>>20326561
I've had my three-wishes planned for years now. The very first thing I do is speak with the genie and promise to use one or more of my wishes to get the genie whatever they want if they don't fuck with the wishes and give me exactly what I want exactly as I intended it.

>1. I wish for the ability, at will with no restrictions on how many times it can be used, to enter into fictional universes including ones I myself have written.
>2. I wish to be able to set a fictional universe as a "hub world" that I return to should I die or become trapped for a long period of time in with no way to move or seek help, including if I die in said hub world, and I can change which world is said "hub world."
>3. Whatever the genie wants.

I then write out a story about a place with no one around but is also outfitted with lots of modern buildings and technology that cleans and repairs itself, and will forever continue to do so and never lose power or malfunction. Said buildings are restaurants of every style of food I like, a grand library with all of the books and other media ever written in every universe I've ever been in, and my dream home.

Within my dream home are various pills. One grants me physical immortality, one makes it so I will never go insane, become senile, or otherwise become mentally impaired in any way. The third gives me the ability to reset my mind to the way it is the moment I consume the pill in case I ever, after millennia exploring fictional universe, become completely bored and/or suicidal with no way of recovering otherwise. And the fourth makes it so I will never become a worse person than I am at that moment, so anything that I consider horrible will forever be considered a horrible thing to do.

I then spend eternity meeting everyone I've ever wanted to meet from fiction, explore all of the fictional worlds I love including the Towergirls and MGE universes, play true Sword Art Online level VR, truly fall in love and spend eternity with my waifu, and do basically whatever I want forever while keeping to my moral and ethical code.

This probably wouldn't work with an MGE genie considering they can't even do proper immortality.

>>20229234
Idea:

>Ushi-Oni fucking ADORES her husband.
>He's just so cute and clumsy. Always tripping over everything and winding up with all sorts of scrapes and bruises.
>They live in borderline Order territory, but no one who would have a problem with her dare approach their home out of fear.
>And then she finds out he's not actually that clumsy, he's hiding injuries he gets when he goes out for supplies.
>He's been downplaying how anti-monster the local towns are to her.

What does she do in this situation?

>ara?