/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have been collecting the felch from my anus over the past several years and have been storing it in an a 55 gallon oil drum. Through painstaking dedication and perseverance, I have nearly filled the drum to the brim.

My technique is thus: I enlist the help of a sixty year old whore with AIDS named Trixie to guide the erect penis of a thoroughbred horse into my rectal cavity, where, with a few convincing strokes it erupts with thick semen to coat my insides. I then have Trixie felch the semen from my ass and we snowball it between ourselves several times before she deposits it into a jar prior for transport to the felch-drum. Furthermore, I rarely give myself an enema so as to aid in my efforts of obtaining the highest quality felch possible through this technique.

The felch I have obtained smells of putrid ass and equestrian ejaculate, and I have kept it at its original consistency by keeping the drum sealed.

I intend to take my drum of felch and inject portions of it in turn into the rectum of a five day old corpse with a catheter, after which I will then felch it out myself. Through this process, I hope to achieve an even higher grade of felch that is sure to be heady in its aroma and exquisite in its taste. I am sure that even the most exclusive of felch connoisseurs will be pleased.

hi Kordox