/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16560559
[X] Ask Patche about the video game and claim that as one who was once a NEET no video game is beyond you
"Damn" Patchouli says, "fine, just don't play as any character I want to play and... um... I'll only let you if you let me step on you like the scum you are."

[ ] Let Patche step on you
[ ] Give up on playing
[ ] Other

>>16091201
she isn't a dyke, you dumb broad

>>15498729
I'm so desperate for Patchy I with I could even be her rapist.

>>15021531
This is the worst headcanon I've ever seen.

>>14937036
Are you implying that reading books is autistic?

>>14891635
I'd hold you down while Patchouli beats the shit out of you.

>>14585662
I think Alice, Patchy and Marisa could all give a top-grade disgusted face throughout sex.

Youmu would make a good innocent girl, but there's really no substitute for Reimu herself as the uncaring emotionless fuck.

Yuyuko seems like the best choice for the MILF of the stable: Yukari and Yuuka would be amazing, but top-level girls like them would be impossible to get into prostitution.

>>14446295
>>14446363
She's a youkai magician, biologically human except for being ageless and lacking hunger and thirst. She doesn't need to eat, and yet still is anemic, so it is probably safe to assume that the magic only covers that caloric and macronutritional requirement to maintain basic survival. She's as weak physically as any human girl who never lifts and doesn't eat enough and spends all her time in her room.

EoSD is older than this website. What is your excuse?

I admire your dedication my friends

>>14258437
screw this guy though

>>14175903
My only problem with them is no karaoke. I want to sing along dammit
Otherwise I agree, I do not miss the old days of having to choose between the ebin memers like Commie and sometimes Underwater or the slow as fuck groups who make you wonder if they're even alive. Not like most of the popular anime is difficult to sub anyways. I don't know Japanese but even I can pick up a lot of what the people say in the moeshit shows

>>14098418
>which makes the male:female ratio practically even
Okay now I know that's bullshit

Who is the most degenerate Touhou?